discover the embryonic nucleus of the Conservative Movement

On my quest to discover the embryonic nucleus of the Conservative Movement; certain
tenants begin to emerge.  I've been bated into this proclamation of the Republican
"War on Women" shamefulness.  Issues begin to ring hollow when used as political
gain on either side.  Once that begins you've already eliminated the support
of......... "According to the Gallup Poll".....whomever votes for Republicans.  

I think we should ponder the true importance of the standing fact that every
election cycle, is decided by the swing voters.  I've accepted this a truism and
until now, haven't thought much past that perspective.  However, this particular
election cycle is raising my antenna.  The satellite image of this..... Bell Curve
of an Electorate, would give Salvador Dali a wet dream.  Radical entrenchment is the
status quo.  

The swing Voters are being compressed with more fervor than a 14 year old digging
out a zit.  The swing voters are perceived as the more rational minds.  Oh the
beauty of the Bell Curve.  Within that curve exists it's own curve.  Think about it,
even rational minds have an anchor point on their side of the spectrum.  2012 is
bringing on some crazy shit though, and ration is being tested.  The devision
between Blue and Red hasn't even the slightest glimmer of Purple.  That said, how do
you cast your vote along party lines with clear conscience.  

Something has to change.  You're either Blue, Red or Independent.  All three brands
are tarnished and their filthy exteriors are unsightly.  The classification of a
Blue is a 99% protestor, who live in their mothers basement whilst YouTube or
Facebooking their ordinary existance (sorry, that sounded angry....I was just trying
to channel an outsiders perspective......don't be so sensitive).    A Red badge
earns you an express pass to the Tea Party where your vision of America is rose
colored and reminiscent of the pre civil rights era.   The once mighty equalizer;
the independent, is now seen as codgery and out of touch, whose champion bears a
strong resemblance to Mr. Burns from the Simpsons, and babbles on like an early
onset alzheimer's  patient.  A sad State of Affairs.  

Where do those who think these phylum are all fucked turn?

- Shallow Gullet

Everybody needs to dial it back a bit

Everybody needs to dial it back a bit.  Flight attendants and pilots are starting to
have freak outs.  What the Fuck!

You can barely go out in public without getting aggravated by some..."me first
fucking ass clowns."  Here's a quick story.  It was a couple of weeks ago and the
power went out in Huntington Beach on a Tuesday night.  That alone caused a sense of
near riotous fervor.  Tuesday nights in Huntington are the street fair with all the
vendors and everyone running amok on main street.  Again, the power was out, so I
decided to take the dog out for a walk.  Not much else to do, the power was out. 
The street fair was more like an evil clown carnival and walking with a dog was
frustrating enough.  Long story short, I was ending my term on Main Street when I
was confronted by a dumb-shit lady...who placed herself in my path and gave me the
"You can't walk through this area" routine.  My response startled the both of us. 
When she placed herself in my path and shrilly pronounced herself, I said..."Get out
of my face you crazy bitch"...."What the Fuck".  That went over like an egg fart and
eventually, after giving her my eat shit and die look I proceeded home.  Come on
people, dial it back.  I may be speaking to myself a bit, and I am working on my
outbursts, but dammit I can only do so much.

Unfortunately, you have to be on guard at all times.  Don't even get me started on
Costco or Trader Joes across from the Old Folks home.

- Anonymous